TVGuide.com: Neil's been lobbying for Betty White to come on. Will she?

Bays: I think the fans would really have to make a case for it. I think if we get, I'm going to say, 10,000 signatures, then we'll think about it. If there's an online petition and the fans make a stink about it, we'll get Betty White. And they have to be dating, that's the thing. It's not like it's Barney's grandma.


WANT TO SIGN THIS PETITION. RIGHT NOW. NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW.

Long time, no blog. Sorry guys, I'm really drowning in work and stress. Hopefully I'll fully surface in a few weeks. Anyway....

The Screen Actors Guild has tapped Betty White as the recipient of its Life Achievement Award for career achievement and humanitarian accomplishment. <3333333333333333333333333333

ALSO THIS:

HitFix asked Saldana if she'd E-mailed Abrams about all the action she's been doing in her other films to prove she was ready for it.

"[Expletive] yeah," Saldana insists. "Omigod -- we all have each other on a massive E-mail group, all the actors and one of the producers and JJ. And just to read the back and forth between Karl Urban, Simon Pegg, Chris Pine and John Cho? I mean I've been having tons of fun.

HAHAHAHAHA OMG, YOU GUYS, AMAZING. I need like 8000 fics about the cast e-mailing oodles of the nastiest fic and Princess Whitelaw macros they can find to each other. EPIC.

And the latest CSI promo made me happy, if only for the thing. You know what I mean. I'm still watching Fringe first, however. Nimoy >>>>>> All.

From a recent CSI press release concerning an upcoming episode, specifically the cast list...

CSI Receptionist........................... Toni Wynne

EXCUSE ME, BUT WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY?

WHERE'S JUDY?

OMG THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.

And I thought I might be looking forward to this episode (blah blah spoilers omitted, but look at the guest cast), until I saw the episode's writer. LOL NEVERMIND.

At least it looks like Liz Vassey is finally getting the call. Took them long enough.

How did I miss that THIS AWESOME ACTOR WHO IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE FAVORITE FAVORITES OH MY GOD I LOVE HIM is going to be on House this season?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then again, this show did manage to waste David Morse and Chi McBride. I might actually go into a blind rage if they make his character suck.

House is definitely going back on Season Pass at my house, regardless. Well played, TPTB. Well played.

The execs at Fox are seriously conspiring against me. Nimoy on Fringe, everyone and their mother on Dollhouse (I don't want to watch Dollhouse, JFC Battlestar Galactica cast -- can none of you find other gigs?), and this... at this point, all they have to lure me in as a viewer is a Betty White appearance. I think they've got just about everyone else covered.

This is a comment that a user named Len_RI made on this post on the AJC website. It is GOLD, and too good not to share. (And it should totally become an Internet meme.)

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by socialist electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US Department of Energy. I then took a shower in the socialist clean water provided by the municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the socialist radio to one of the FCC regulated channels to hear what the socialist National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like using socialist satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of socialist US Department of Agriculture inspected food and taking the socialist drugs which have been determined as safe by the Food and Drug Administration.

At the appropriate time as kept accurate by the socialist National Institute of Standards and Technology and the US Naval Observatory, I get into my socialist National Highway Traffic Safety Administration approved automobile and set out to work on the socialist roads build by the socialist local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the socialist Environmental Protection Agency, using socialist legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the socialist US Postal Service and drop the kids off at the socialist public school. If I get lost, I can use my socialist GPS navigation technology developed by the United States Department of Defense and made available to the public in 1996 by President Bill Clinton who issued a policy directive declaring socialist GPS to be a dual-use military/civilian system to be managed as a national socialist asset.

After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the socialist workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the Occupational Safety and Health Administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the socialist USDA, I drive my socialist NHTSA car back home on the socialist DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the socialist state and local building codes and socialist fire marshal’s inspection, and which has not been plundered of all it’s valuables thanks to the socialist local police department.

I then get on my computer and use the socialist internet which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration and browse the socialist World Wide Web using my graphical web browser, both made possible by Al Gore’s socialist High Performance Computing and Communication Act of 1991. I then post on freerepublic.com and fox news forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can’t do anything right.

BOOM! Roasted.

... and Robert Novak brings me to 3/10 on the very last day of this year's celebrity death pool.

Not as good as last year (5/10) but still respectable. Especially considering Ariel Sharon -- who continues to live just to mock me, I'm pretty sure.

How did everyone else do this year? It's been rather busy. :/ I'm pulling together my new list now. Susan Atkins, Billy Graham, and Zsa Zsa are keepers. And Ariel Sharon, because if I take him off my list, he'll die the next damn day, and I refuse to give him the satisfaction.

(Just because he's been in a persistent vegetative state for more than three and a half years doesn't mean he can't be smug.)